I Hope I Die Before I Get Old

We the undersigned, move to be able to collect all or part of our Social Security money. We sure could use that money right now while we're able! The money comes out of our hard-earned paychecks, and some of us are just getting by. We already have family and friends to give us plenty of personal guidance in how to prepare for the future. We don't need Big Brother or "Big Parents" forcing us to make future plans "for our own good." We wonder how much the government makes in interest off the Social Security money they collect. We don't think the government knows us well enough to know how we prefer to "invest" our money. What if we don¿t want them putting our money in one of their savings plans? We can't even remember the last time we had a government representative over at the house for tea and crumpets! We, the undersigned, work very hard for our money, and we would like to choose how we spend it. Thank you for your time.